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A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,
so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"
................. IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN

Subject: no lying quiz

Message:
1.last cigarrete?
I dont smoke

2. last beverage?
coffee

3. last phone call:
internet company

4. last text message:
I DON'T TEXT

5. last cd played:
Joe

6. last BUBBLE bath:
long long ago

7. last time you cried?
don't remember

8. last meal:
chicken sandwich

1. have you ever dated someone twice?:
yes

2. have you ever been cheated on?:
YES

3. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?:
NO

4. have you ever fallen in love?
YES

5. have you ever lost someone?:
YES

6. have you ever been depressed?:
YES

7. have you ever been drunk and threw up? :
Never

list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to --

1. MY parents
2. MY sisters
3. MY brothers
4. A FREIND

List THREE favorite colors ---

1. White
2. Lemon
3. Black

list THREE things you want to do before you die -

1. Build a very big castle
2. Have a wife who love me for me
3. Travel to every country on this earth.

Have you ever:

made one new friend:
YES

Laughed until you cried:
YES

Found out who your true friends were:
Yes

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:

1. Gay Marriage?:
i don't agree with it however it is their life

2. Straight, Gay, Bi ?
straight

3. Do you believe in love at first sight?
NO comment.

4. Is there something you want to tell someone:..
YES

5. What brand of shirt are you wearing?:
Eddie Bauwer

6. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
never thought about it

7. How many people on your top friends do u Know?:
1

8. How many kids do you want to hAVE?
3 kids

9. Do you wanna change your name?:
why would I?

10. What did you do for your last birthday?:
stayed home alone and loved it

11.What time did you wake up today?
1:30 p.m.


If you answered honestly to all these, repost as:
no lying quiz

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